Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!! Santa :'lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol Karenge?'

Santa To Banta: oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay? Banta: vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas rehna chaiyeh na

santa: main ik eho ji cheez ijad kiti aa ke jidhay nalon tussi deewar de aar paar dekh sakday ho banta: oh ki?? Santa: mori (hole)

santa: ek kilo gaaye ka dhoodh dena.. banta: lekin tumhara bartan to bhut chhota hai.. santa: theek hai to fir bakri ka de do..

Banta:how did u got a new car? Santa:A girl drove me to a beach, took her cloth & and said: take what do u want & i took car banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si.

Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai? Banta Singh:- A - Ab I - Iss D - Duniya se S - Sat shri akal.

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

SANTA & BANTA WERE HANGING ON TREE, SUDDENLY SANTA FELL. BANTA ASKED: KU BE THAK GAYA? SANTA ANSWERED: NAHIN PAK GAYA.

SANTA: BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD, POLICE AA RAHI HAI! BANTA: LEKIN YE 13V MANZIL HAI. SANTA: YAAR! YE SAKUN APSAKUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI. KOOD JA!